Fenxy Thread: You'll shoot your eye out

You'll shoot your eye out

quietjune — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:30:34

"FOR-EV-ER."
- The Sandlot.

I can't believe other people quote A Christmas Story on a regular basis, too.

"Ohhhhhhh fffffffuuuuuudddggggeeee."
"Hey, kid!" (from when Randy fell down in the snow)
My dad is fond of saying, "Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!"

Oh, man, I know there are more. I think most of my dialog contains movie quotes and references.

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missginsu — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:28:08

I think most of what I say can be sourced in the Simpsons, but a bunch of my favorite random quotes are from the Princess Bride....

"INCONCEIVABLE!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

also:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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jensized — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:21:08

"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

That's one of my favorites too.

I say two from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory a lot:

"...You're really weird!"
"And you're just happy to be here, arentcha?"

That's all I can think of. :/

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inadvertentgardener — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:07:21

I'm with ericjohnson on the Snakes-on-Plane reference. Also, "Fra-GEE-lay. It must be Italian!" from A Christmas Story pops out of my mouth more often than I would like to admit. I can't help it. It's always funny to me...

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ericjohnson — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:36:13

I too am in the "you're killin me smalls" club

my others:
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
"say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time."
-sam l. -pulp fiction

"i'm tired of all these motherfuckin _________ on this motherfuckin _______"
blanks filled in with appropriate words for the situation. ie: "i'm tired of all these motherfuckin kids on this motherfuckin bus."
-sam l. -snakes on a plane

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Scrivs — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:30:22

Oh man I say "You're killing me Smalls" to people (Mike and Tyme included) and I'm pretty sure no one has ever picked up on why I say it. Thank you carmodyarc, you have made my month.

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carmodyarc — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:29:09

"You're killing me Smalls!!"

Sandlot, I believe.

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auburn — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 18:52:30

" As G-d is my witness" from Gone with the Wind. I think it often but don't say it outloud.

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Gnorb — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 17:48:32

Most of my conversational repertoire comes from Futurama, which, since it's not a movie, doesn't count.

Otherwise I just try to sound like Morpheus from The Matrix. All the time. "Like a splinter in your mind." But then, I was trying to sound that way even before I saw the movie.

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shadowsun7 — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:50:34

Oh wait, got another one!

Nice!, from Borat.

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daviddemchuk — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:16:13

"Is not a tumor."

The Guvernator, 'Kindergarten Cop'

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a_romig — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:43:12

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps."

"It's a major award!"

Most of my everyday banter involves quoting Star Wars, Mel Brooks films, and Family Guy.

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Rich — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:06:29

Another Anchorman quote, "smells like Bigfoot's dick".

Apart from that, about half my conversational repertoire consists of Fear and Loathing quotes.

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stormyone — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:28:45

"I love lamp." - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

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Cappuccino — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:20:20

"Game Over Man! Game Over!!" -- Alien 2, Chet

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cooper — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:10:37

"You talkin' to me?"

or "it rubs the lotion on the skin".

used to be Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone? tended to be used by students of all sexual orientations when going out in the city, and then just got adopted into everyday talk.

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shadowsun7 — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:15:41

FUBAR, from Saving Private Ryan.

Heh.

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joansibea — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:06:44

Probably "Harrey your hands are FREEZING!" or "Double Time!"

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seanrox — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:05:52

Ah, since you already took my #1 choice for the holidays (A Christmas Story), I'll with my #2 which is from the same movie:

"It much be French" - "How do you know?" - "Because it says Fragilely on it".

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mattplanet — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:15:55

"Just bring your @ss!" - Della Reese in "Harlem Nights", yelling after Quick when they're about to start their fight in the alley.

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Scrivs — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:08:48

"You just got knocked the f*ck out!"

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ryanarrowsmith — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:29:36

Name the movie quote you say the most often.

For me, it'll be "you'll shoot your eye out" from A Christmas Story or "you're gonna go on, and make lots of bay-bees" from Titanic.