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Your momma. (You didn't say it had to be a GOOD lair.)

*derisive, evil laugh*

I'd hide in plain sight in Manhattan - fit right in with the rest of the crazies, super heroes and villains that I see everyday.

I'm docking Gnorb 15 points for that comment. :P

LOL

Cheeky bastard. ;-)

I'd put mine under a field of corn in Iowa... who the hell runs an evil lair in Iowa (or so they would think!)

@RightOn: Did you happen to watch the X-Files movie? Wasn't the "evil lair" there in a field of corn?

Possibly, but then again, we all know that scientists and the government learn nothing from movies ;)

Hell, we made Terminator and we have people wanting to make robots like humans...

Funny you should mention that...

Let's see...if I were to have an evil lair...

I would probably pick up some island somewhere. I've always wanted my own island. I'd make it in the Pacific ocean somewhere, not far from Hawaii most likely. Great surfing and great food. :)

Mmmm...I've had this planned since I was 10.

Papua New Guinea.

It's isolated from the rest of the world with a decentralized unstable government and a large population of natives. Perfect for genetic experiments and social re-engineering.

Now the question is, knowing that I actually work on genes and already live in the Oceanic region. Am I being serious?

@Kami: Of course you're being serious...but I don't think anyone will come after you.

Their mistake.

Because when I'm done. Humanity will die not with a bang, but with a whimper and I shall be the instrument of its demise and the creator of the new master race.

I will rewrite history and the future. No longer will I be ignored and overlooked again.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Well...if that's the case...I might have to leave my evilness behind...I'm still kinda too young to come to an end. And besides, evil is just a fad. :P

@kami: that would make for a terrible movie though

my evil lair's address is listed in the phone directory. Which phone directory? thats up to you

There is no good and evil. Only the decadent, the innocent and those who'd do what it takes to make the world a better place.

Just that, I can't call it "those who'd do what it takes to make the world a better place" lair. It's just way too long.

I'll settle for evil. Most people will see what I do as evil anyway.

In Mother Russia.

Cause in Mother Russia, evil lair hide in you!

*makes detailed notes on where to strike first with his own army*

Yes. Good. Keep them coming. ;-)

Peroty: You'd need to know my "other" name in order to find me. That's how I bought the island. I didn't use my super-villain name. Nor did I use my "real" name.

Josh, you know we signed a nonaggression pact some years back. :) I'm not after you... yet ;-)

I forgot about the nonaggression pact. I'm going to need a copy of that...you can email it to me.

Should we start a league? Like the Justice League? I think that could be useful...in case something ever came up where we needed to all work together, briefly.

My evil lair is in a small < 2000 person town just outside of the Dallas/Fort-Worth metroplex.

You Peroty? Fight my army of ubermensch?

So human. :)

Speaking of deducting points, alisa, I'm going to have to deduct 10 points from you for the Yakov Smirnoff/Soviet Russia joke reference.