Remind me NEVER to be coy, sarcastic, or witty ever again for fear people may decide to think they're more sophisticated than they are and question my Internet laden humor, thinking I'm being serious.
Funny how if that had been a race reversal, dook would have been laughing his ass off...
Funny how dry that assumption is.
/walks away feeling defeated on so many levels.
Epic.
That is all.
You go to hell. You go to hell and you die. That is the epitome of manliness okay? Taking out helicopters with cars? Jumping off of F-22 Raptors onto a partially destroyed bridge? That shit is BOLDCAPS SON
Order of release. Watching them chronologically will throw you through MANY loops.
reveille
Yea, it was kind of esoteric to people who knew the story of Galactus and the Silver Surfer, but at the same time, they could have put more detail into the Surfer and the story in general.
Good point.
It does. Believe me.http://www.fazed.org/forum/
That is the single most frustrating thing in the entire movie for me. That, and the very end when he ends up NOT doing what he came to earth to do...how he ends up not doing it.
But I expected SOMEONE To fuck with the story.
Even though the story was tampered with, even though for some odd reason, Galactus has been reduced to some cloud like figure (which wasn't too much of a change), and even though I didn't like the choice to use Lawerence Fishbourne as the voice of the Surfer, this movie was actually very good.
I'm unsure if this comes from my dislike of Spiderman 3, or the idea that the previews were so incredibly kickass, but folks, I've got to tell you I am pleasantly surprised.
And this time around, the Stan Lee cameo was rather witty.
You mentioned not going outside the hip-hop genre, but hey, Tom Sawyer is a classic 80's hit.
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Oh yea um...so..I want to see Oceans 13..lol. Good god scrivs, get with the program.
I can NOT wait to see Oceans 13.
INVISIBLE ARGUMENT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Rich you're the man
I could have forgone knowing that.
Whatever that means to you...
Good job covering your own ass Scrivs.
/dap
"Hey maybe when we get out of here you can show me around your home planet of Aldera-ooooooh"
I'm really going to miss Gorillaz.
qft.
Is it just me, or are high school kids who make videos on YouTube completely devoid of any original thought what so ever? I see nothing but spoofs, parodies that aren't funny at all, remakes of things already on the internet that are already remakes, satires, jokes that are much better in spoken form that they think is somehow funnier when they make a video of it, common place stupidity, etc.
Can I safely say I'm done watching YouTube, much less to say reading the comments?
So turns out, Last.fm offers free downloads of select music weekly.
Check it out here
Believe it or not, I go to a shit load of concerts. And by shit load, I mean like, 5 a week.
I once saw a guy play Flight of the Bumblebee on a tuba...yea. That.
Buy the DVD and pause it when he's on there then =P
Yea....fantastic idea.
Rebuttle? Wow man, that's a strong word.
Though, I would have liked to see more of Venom.
Seriously? Let's put an end to this. We know the story, kids on the block can dance, kids who come from 200+ miles away can dance better. Hometown kids get 'served', one or more group members threaten to leave because the secondary character likes his girlfriend/incestuous sister.
Enter an older responsible adult from the Motown era to tell everyone how immature they're acting, and mentions there's going to be a HUGE contest with other groups from around the land who are 'really good', but are actually mediocre because there will invariably be a tie between the hometown team, and the out of town kids.
Hometown kids win, main character gets the girl, secondary character apologizes for being a jerk, and goes home to beat it.
The end.
It is..retrospectively.
America is losing the war of patriotism to herself. In every effort to defeat what she's afraid of, America is starting to turn on America. Citizens trying to control other citizens in the name of 'morals', 'ethics', and civic responsibility, when in reality, these citizens who cry freedom of speech and first amendment do not understand what these mean if all they want is to live life without being 'offended'.
Yes America is that bad. It goes beyond politicians who lie in order to go to war, and then turn war onto the citizens of the state. It goes beyond the idea of justice, and said justice only being in the interest of those who define it. Justice is relative, true yet even subjective. That's not an oxymoron, it's a fact.
The American dilemma has gone from one simple act in 2001 to American's turning against Americans in their best efforts to define what patrotism is and isn't. It's now a global problem. America is everyone's problem: she threatens to turn the tides of global harmony into terror and panic. America is the terrorist she fears, if she were to look into a mirror, she'd only end up denying the truth.
So yes, it is that bad. It is such a horrible place and circumstance to be in, where every attempt to display patriotism doesn't matter, it inspires no one. It only serves to upset individuals like me who respect the now novelty of freedom and democracy. They don't come with a price tag. Freedom is innate, it is not a choice to be made.
So when I see a movie like Spiderman 3 arbitrarily displaying Old Glory in her old glorious fervor, it upsets me, because the fact is simple: The American Dream is now a Global Nightmare.
I think it flows with the general american comic book.
If it were maybe Superman or Captain America, yea. Spiderman?
I could be wrong, but the guy has never left New York. They might as well have had a flag with Eli Manning's face on it.
....too soon?
You should come to Greenville sometime. I do stand up every friday at the Laff Trak comedy club.
The much awaited Spiderman 3 rant from dook.
Didn't like it.
Was it the horribly done love interest? No. To be honest, it's not a lot of things that would make a movie horrible that I didn't like in Spiderman 3 (that includes the Emo haircut).
I mean, a random appearance from Stan Lee is just that: random. What was that? I didn't even understand what the fuck he said. Add in the cliche of 'patriotism' with a very nice plug of the American Flag when Spidey jumps atop a building, and you've sold me: this movie sucked.
There were also too many jokes, or attempts to make me laugh. They failed. At best, I was the one who made everyone else in the theatre laugh.
Big moment one: Peter looking at Harry across the street, a car passes, obstructs our view and Harry is gone. In his place (or rather, behind where he was sitting): a black guy. My response?
"HE TURNED INTO A BLACK DUDE!"
Everyone around me? ROFL
Big moment number two: Peter bitch slapping Mary Jane. My response?
"OH FUKKIN SNAP!"
Everyone in the theatre: ROFL
Guy in the 9th row: SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A MICROPHONE AND PUT HIM ON STAGE!
I cannot make this up. I could, but what would be the point in that. Would I make up such a story like making 48 people laugh? Yes. I'm that shallow, but I didn't make it up
For what it was worth ($18 buying myself and my girl a ticket 2 hours before we intended to seeing the movie, $5 giving Preston gas money just so he'd shut the fuck up about who's going to be the second driver and tote Marshall and Matt (we needed to take 2 cars since I drive a pickup truck and Marshall is well..fat) $8 on stale Nachos) I feel completely ripped off.
I feel ripped off because the entire movie left me with the same taste the latest three Star Wars movies left in my mouth: forced sex. The movie simply felt like someone forced every line, every horrible joke, and every reference to something simultaneously within the Marvel Universe and real life was shoved down the actors throats and into our eyes.
At what point does Spiderman standing before an American flag mean anything to me? He's kicking the asses of two other Americans, what are you telling me?
Hey, if you're a diehard Spiderman fan, lower your expectations. If you're looking for a good movie, go elsewhere. If you've got some money to spend and you're looking for an excuse to get out of your dorm room and make complete strangers laugh while watching a lackluster movie that involves too many villains, much like a previous movie about our favorite cape crusader (read: Batman Returns), consider Spiderman 3, but change your mind. As a matter of fact, go to Waffle House.
I mean, after the Fantastic 4 preview, I wanted to see it instead. Johnny Storm vs. The Silver Surfer looks like an interesting matchup anyway.
However, I will say this, being the comic book geek that I am: Watching Sandman first try to stand up and fail when he's nothing but...sand, kinda sorta reminded me of Dr. Manhattan. And that alone was one too many Marvel plugs for me to stand.
Spiderman 3 gets a 1 out of 5.
There's a lot of inferences to sexuality here.
Just saying.
Yea, I am springing to her defense. What of it?
I take it you don't have people in Hollywood you're a fan of?
I love the natural conception everyone has that she's a universal slut.
"But dook, she IS a slut"
Sure, that's only because you eat whatever Entertainment Tonight and VH1 will feed you: enough to let your imagination fester.
Am I a Paris Hilton fan? Enough of one. Enough.
» Reporter Refuses to Lead With Hilton Story ... Last Reply: 1 year ago by Andrew.
Funny how they insist on her doing the Paris Hilton story, and then as soon as it's about to end when she's talking about Congress challenging the integrity of Bush, one of the guys says "Now this is news".
In this type of world where heads must roll for shit like this, I will be upset if she loses her job over this.